The Singapore Armed Forces (SAF) has officially recognised Second Lieutenant (2LT) Marcus Lim’s heroic ability to transform into a completely different human being the moment a General’s car enters the camp gates.

Lim, whose previous leadership highlights include hiding in the bunk and scrolling TikTok, reportedly achieved a "super-saiyan" level of wayang during the recent Battalion Evaluation.

Witnesses claim the officer began shouting tactical commands at a nearby coconut tree with such vigour that he actually suffered a mild stroke from the sheer performative intensity.

“Wah lau, this f***er sibei wayang sia,” noted Recruit Tan, who was forced to stand in the sun for four hours so Lim could look "operationally ready" for the cameras.

“Last week he cannot even find his own boots, today he suddenly talk like he is Captain Singapore, knnbccb.”

The Ministry of Defence is reportedly considering a new "Wayang Allowance" for officers who can successfully pretend to care about their men’s welfare for more than ten consecutive seconds.

"The way he point at the map with no map inside the folder? Solid gold performance," said an anonymous Major.

"I almost believed he wasn't a total useless piece of s*** for a moment."