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Sinkies Furious That World War III Is Interrupting Their Annual Leave
Thousands of Singaporeans are reportedly "absolutely bloody triggered" after Singapore Airlines and Scoot cancelled flights to the Middle East, effect...
Sinkies Outraged As Middle East War Rudely Interrupts Planned Stopover In Dubai
Thousands of Singaporeans are currently filing formal complaints with the UN because a regional war is selfishly interfering with their Krisflyer Gold...
Christian Bale Warns Sinkies Meeting Him Is More Disappointing Than BTO Delays
Hollywood fraud Christian Bale has warned Singaporeans that meeting him is a “terrible disappointment,” failing to realize that Sinkies are already ex...
Sinkies Begin Soaking Themselves in Urine to Shave Seconds Off Marathon PB
Following Harry Styles’ revelation about marathon training, Singaporeans have officially traded dry dri-fit shirts for the warm, golden glow of self-i...
Sinkies Demand ICA Install ‘Peasant Scanners’ To Detect Incoming Malaysian Germs
Average Singaporeans are spiraling into a kiasi frenzy after realizing the only thing cheaper in Malaysia than petrol is a localized case of the 19th-...