In a truly shocking development, nearly 900 HDB flats are stubbornly unsold, revealing the impossibly high standards of Singaporean home buyers.These 'balance' flats are apparently too balanced for our discerning citizens, lacking essential amenities like a personal infinity pool.One potential buyer reportedly scoffed, 'No direct underground link to a 24-hour Prata shop? What is this, a kampong?'Another deemed a perfectly good three-room unit 'unliveable' without a panoramic NDP view.Despite a stable 90% take-up rate, the remaining 10% are causing national anxiety over 'leftovers.'Minister Chee Hong Tat's gentle mention of 'various locations islandwide' was met with collective groans.Experts suggest these undesirable abodes will likely become luxury cat condos.Or 'artisanal' co-working spaces for influencers seeking 'authenticity' outside the CBD.Because in Singapore, if it's not perfect, it's basically worthless, lah.