Yvonne Lim has bravely revealed that moving to Taiwan to be a full-time servant for a quiet man was significantly less rewarding than winning a plastic trophy.

The local star discovered that "giving up everything" usually results in having nothing, a mathematical tragedy even a PSLE student could solve.

After ten years of isolation, Lim realized that the only thing more depressing than Taipei’s weather is a husband with the personality of a damp tea towel.

She has since fled back to Singapore, realizing that the existential horror of primary school exams is a fair trade for actual human interaction.

Medical experts suggest that clinical depression is easily cured by returning to a country where everyone is too overworked to have feelings.