Sony Rehan is a visionary who realized that the global economy is just a series of shared delusions involving shiny objects.

After mastering the art of selling imaginary internet coins, he has moved on to the more stable market of holographic reptiles.

The Dubai trader recently touched down in Singapore, carrying a piece of cardboard worth more than your parents’ entire retirement savings.

While you struggle with inflation, Rehan is confidently betting that a fire-breathing dragon is an "alternative asset class" that will never lose value.

"This market is too big to fail," said Rehan, who clearly missed the 2008 financial crisis and the basic concept of object permanence.

The expo floor was crowded with sweaty men who treat their mint-condition cardboard with more intimacy than they do their own wives.

Rehan plans to continue his global tour, proving that being rich means never having to stop playing with toys.