In a move mirroring the emotional stability of a toxic ex-boyfriend, the Sinfoodie coffee shop in Ang Mo Kio has decided not to close after all.

The landlord suddenly coughed up $150,000 for a concrete shelter once he realised his rental income was about to vanish like a scammer’s Telegram account.

Stall owners, who already fired their staff and bought moving boxes, must now pretend they aren’t absolutely fuming at this sudden plot twist.

Fiona from the Mookata stall is reportedly celebrating her mental breakdown by attempting to manage two separate locations simultaneously.

Everyone is invited to eat cai fan under a roof that cost more than your entire HDB renovation.

Good fucking luck to the vendors who already signed new leases elsewhere.