Australian PM Anthony Albanese has concluded his "Diesel Diplomacy" tour, which is just a high-SES way of saying he flew 4,000 miles to beg for gas like a desperate ex-boyfriend.

After hitting up Brunei and Malaysia, Albanese landed in Singapore to offer up Australian lamb and wheat in exchange for refined petroleum because his own country is apparently too incompetent to build its own refineries.

"Please lah, my voters are panic-buying fuel like it’s a closing down sale at OG," Albanese reportedly whimpered while clutching PM Lawrence Wong’s sleeve at the Istana.

The deal ensures Australia can keep its massive, unnecessary 4WDs running, while Singaporeans get to enjoy steaks that don't taste like sad, frozen cardboard.

Locals are amused that a country the size of a planet needs help from a tiny red dot to prevent a total societal collapse caused by a shortage of truck juice.

PM Wong agreed to the deal, mainly because it’s hilarious to watch a global leader act like a low-SES uncle asking for a discount at a Jurong West petrol kiosk.

Experts confirm the trip was a success, as Albanese managed to secure enough diesel to keep Australia's fragile ego lubricated for at least another three weeks.