A Bedok mother has been hailed as a tactical genius for conducting high-intensity warfare drills using explosive “bomb bags” in an HDB void deck.

While Stomp-addicted neighbors mistook the plastic pops for a cartel execution, the mother confirmed she was merely prepping her toddlers for the inevitable trauma of National Service.

“Cb, you think Tekong is a playground? My boys need to love the smell of gunpowder before their balls drop,” the woman allegedly screamed at a senior citizen weeping in his pajamas.

The mother insisted the 50 shots fired were a “minimum performance standard” to ensure her progeny successfully annexes the New Upper Changi territory.

Police were not called as the kids had already established a dominant military perimeter by the lift lobby.