Another day in Jurong, another 50-year-old uncle trying to see if his bones are harder than a 40-foot logistics trailer.

The accident happened at Enterprise Road, a place where small-time bikers go to get fucking pancaked by industrial giants.

The biker was taken to the hospital conscious, likely calculating how many kidneys he needs to sell to pay for the A&E bill.

Meanwhile, the 42-year-old driver is "assisting investigations," which is civil service talk for getting his asshole resized by the Traffic Police.

A witness claimed there’s a "blind spot" at the junction.

In Singapore, the only thing bigger than that blind spot is the government’s desire to keep trailers moving while bikers play human Tetris.

At least the uncle got a free ambulance ride and some hospital aircon before the insurance company tells him to go fly kite.