Local seniors have abandoned the traditional pastime of judging youth from afar to pursue the more lucrative hobby of harvesting Gen Z’s pocket money through TikTok.

52-year-old David Peh discovered that by drawing temporary squiggles on teenagers’ skin, he can successfully charge them $35 for something that will disappear faster than their attention spans.

“The uncle give me life advice while drawing a shark on my arm, damn touching sia,” said one local polytechnic student while handing over her savings.

“Then he take my cash and I realise I got no money for dinner, lan jiao, I kena scam by a strawberry-scented grandpa.”

Meanwhile, 70-year-old entrepreneurs are pivotally marketing 'silk peptides' to convince middle-aged women that rubbing expensive worm spit on their faces will somehow prevent them from looking like a dried prune.

Experts confirm that 'late blooming' is simply a polite term for boomers finally figuring out how to use an iPad to colonise the digital economy.