Boon Lay residents have discovered a revolutionary way to spice up their mundane lives by living next to a ticking lithium-ion claymore.

A local whistleblower, who spends her nights staring at charging lights like a neurotic moth, complained that neighbours are attempting to reach orbit by charging two PMDs simultaneously in the corridor.

The aspiring arsonists reportedly greeted her concerns with a legendary "stare," a technique proven to extinguish electrical fires through sheer intimidation.

“Siao eh, I tell him move but he give me chao bin only,” the snitch complained.

“One small spark then the whole block become BBQ pit already, then how?”

The Town Council has issued a "latest warning," effectively asking the impending fire to please reconsider its path.