Singaporeans have finally realized that retirement is a luxury for people who don't have to pay ERP four times a day.

Cabbies are bravely opting out of CPF because they’d rather have ten dollars now than a gold-plated coffin in forty years.

Paying retirement contributions on a reimbursed toll fee is the kind of financial BDSM that even the most submissive Sinkie finds a bit too much.

Why worry about a Medisave account when you can just manifest not getting sick while navigating the CTE during peak hour?

Most platform workers agree that "compulsory savings" is just a government euphemism for "we’re keeping your money until you’re too old to enjoy it."

Ultimately, dying at the wheel of a TransCab is the only retirement plan that actually makes financial sense in this economy.