The nation came to a grinding halt this week as local media confirmed that Taiwanese host Hsu Nai-lin is still capable of basic human digestion.

In a Pulitzer-worthy exposé, the Straits Times revealed that the 66-year-old managed to swallow an entire vegetarian meal at Marina Bay Sands without requiring immediate medical intervention.

The groundbreaking report featured a shocking photograph of four humans standing near each other, proving that rich people do, in fact, consume calories while on holiday.

"Eh, this one also can become news ah? Then I go toilet pang sai must call reporter also?" asked local resident Tan Bee Hua.

"I thought world ending already, but is only one old man eating grass at MBS, smlj is this journalism," she added while aggressively fanning herself.

Editors are currently on high alert in case a Hong Kong actor decides to buy a bottle of mineral water at a 7-Eleven.