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Singapore Slurp: BYD Admits They Are Just A Pet Cafe That Occasionally Sells Cars
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BYD Admits They Are Just A Pet Cafe That Occasionally Sells Cars

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David Cheong
Sunday 22nd March 2026 @ 12:02 SST
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BYD by 1826 has officially conceded that selling electric vehicles is far too boring compared to serving garlic miso risotto to golden retrievers.

The new IMM outlet features luxury EVs parked next to dining tables, strategically positioned to catch flying gravy and pet dander from entitled Pomeranians.

Management confirmed the cars are now primarily used as six-figure backdrops for Instagram influencers who have no intention of ever passing a driving test.

β€œWait until my husky bark at the DENZA, then the salesperson think I rich enough to buy,” joked local resident Ah Seng while wiping laksa stains off a premium leather seat.

Experts suggest the pivot to F&B is necessary since most Singaporeans can only afford the S$12 smashed potatoes after paying for their COE.

This satire is based on a real news story.

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