Regional Director and supposed functional adult, Marcus Lim, has officially entered his pre-ICT "Vegetative State" three weeks before reporting to Sungei Gedong.

Medical experts confirm that the mere sight of a green digital-camo uniform causes a 90% drop in cognitive function and the sudden onset of mysterious spinal injuries.

"Walao eh, my back suddenly damn pain, I think must go MO take status already," said the man who literally finished a Spartan Race last Sunday.

Lim spent his morning staring at his rusted field pack with the same intensity a condemned man looks at a noose.

His wife reported that he has already started speaking in monosyllabic grunts and smells faintly of stale SAF powder and soul-crushing boredom.

"Don't talk to me, my mood now like shit, better go check if my ILBV can still buckle or not," Lim muttered while weeping over his expired IPPT window.

The SAF reminded all NSmen that 'Dread Weeks' are a mandatory part of the Singaporean experience designed to crush any remaining sense of self-worth.

"If you don't feel like dying inside, are you even a real Singaporean man?" questioned a Mindef spokesperson while stroking a SAR-21.