Local cleaning giant LS 2 Holdings has announced plans to convert its elderly workforce into high-performance cyborgs to protect corporate margins.

Executive Chairman Tan Hoo Kiat expressed grave concern that paying human beings a survivable wage might accidentally lower his annual dividends.

To combat the loss of government subsidies, the firm is strapping 75-year-old aunties into hydraulic exoskeletons to ensure they scrub floors with the force of a terminator.

The company claims these mecha-suits will "extend working ability," allowing employees to fulfill their destiny of mopping malls until they literally rust away on the job.

While the group hasn't figured out how to use Artificial Intelligence, they have successfully mastered the art of treating grandmothers like overclocked industrial hardware.

Management assured shareholders that while wages might rise, the cost of oiling a senior citizen's metal joints is far cheaper than providing a pension.

Investors are reportedly thrilled that "productivity" now includes ensuring aunties can carry two hundred kilos of trash without their spines instantly shattering.

The firm remains confident that bolting steel plates onto a pensioner is the most ethical way to navigate the current labor constraints.

"The goal is to make sure every cleaner is sixty percent steel and forty percent underpaid," noted one anonymous spokesperson.