Local idiots on the CTE reportedly mistook a Traffic Police patrol car for a personal VIP escort service, leading to a spectacular five-car pile-up.

Witnesses say the drivers swerved into Lane 1 with the frantic desperation of a middle-aged auntie spotting an empty seat on the MRT.

"I saw the blinking lights and assumed the government was finally giving me the VIP treatment I deserve," claimed one driver whose front bumper is now legally married to a Honda’s exhaust pipe.

The chain collision occurred because every participant involved possessed the spatial awareness of a blind hamster in a blender.

One woman was hospitalized, likely because she was too busy filming a TikTok about "life hacks for avoiding traffic" to notice the car in front actually stopped.

LTA has since clarified that police sirens are a warning to stay away, not a signal for a high-speed game of follow-the-leader for the mentally impaired.

Investigations reveal the drivers were so focused on sniffing the officer’s tailpipe that they forgot their vehicles require a functioning brake pedal to avoid death.

The Traffic Police have issued a statement reminding the public that they are law enforcement, not a fucking pace car for your shitty 2012 Toyota Altis.