Senior Counsel Davinder Singh has officially transitioned from legal pitbull to elite interior designer of text, accusing Bloomberg of using tactical formatting to hurt his clients’ feelings.

The ongoing trial has revealed the horrifying truth that moving two paragraphs on a website is basically the same as a war crime if those paragraphs happen to mention the word 'money' near a Minister.

Singh, whose gaze is known to turn mortal men into pillars of salt and unpaid legal bills, spent two days grilling reporter Low De Wei over the 'sibei jialat' crime of paragraph relocation.

According to the prosecution, Bloomberg’s layout was a calculated strike designed to link property deals to 'concerns over money laundering,' rather than just the usual hobby of being incredibly rich and better than you.

'You moved the text, didn’t you, you little pucka?' Singh presumably thought while staring into the reporter’s soul until his ancestors felt the pressure.

The reporter, Dexter Low, attempted to defend himself by claiming he 'didn’t have an agenda,' a statement so bold it almost made the court’s air-conditioning stop working out of pure shock.

The trial hinges on the fact that a mention of a $27.3 million bungalow was placed dangerously close to a story about $3 billion in dirty cash, creating a 'vibe' that the Ministers found completely unacceptable for their tax bracket.

'It’s not about the facts, it’s about the proximity,' one legal observer noted while checking if his own bank account had enough zeros to even look at the courthouse.

The Ministers are reportedly seeking damages for the trauma of being associated with 'laundry,' a concept they find offensive since they haven't touched a washing machine since the 1980s.

Singh argued that the draft version of the article was perfectly fine, but the published version was 'edited' into a weapon of mass defamation by people who clearly hate GCB owners.

Expert witnesses suggest that the only way for Bloomberg to atone for this 'kan ni na' level of editing is to print the next article in 40-point font with sparkles.

If the court finds that moving a paragraph is indeed a crime, Singaporean bloggers are expected to flee the country to avoid being jailed for their shitty line breaks.

Meanwhile, the rest of Singapore continues to celebrate the fact that while we can’t afford a bungalow, we can at least afford to watch a million-dollar lawyer bully a journalist in HD.