Local kite-foiler Kevin Tan reached peak relaxation yesterday when his high-tensile line sliced through three unsuspecting recreational cyclists at East Coast Park.

Witnesses claim the impact didn't even break Kevin's "flow state" as he sped past the Changi-bound cargo ships at forty knots.

"Siao eh, he zoom past like F1 car then the kite string go *shing* like samurai sword," said bystander Ah Seng.

The authorities are reportedly considering a "collateral damage tax" to further monetise the growing trend of high-speed leisure.

"Relax only mah, why everyone so kan cheong? Those cyclists block my wind path anyway, talk so much for what?" Kevin remarked while wiping spray off his $5,000 carbon-fibre foil.

Experts suggest kite-foiling is the ultimate way to spend a fortune ensuring you never have to acknowledge the common peasantry on the park connector.