The Housing Development Board has officially surrendered all void decks to the newly formed Feline Overlord Council.

Feeding corners have been rebranded as "Exclusive Feline Lounges" where stray tabbies openly mock residents for serving non-organic, grain-free pâté.

"I give him the house-brand biscuit, he spit on my shoe then call his gang to spray my door," lamented local auntie, Mdm Tan.

"Now must buy the $18 Japanese sashimi grade one then he don't 'pspsps' at my husband in a threatening way, sia."

Reports suggest cats are now drafting a white paper to replace the ERP system with a mandatory "tuna toll" for all pedestrians.

The Ministry reminds citizens that failing to provide head-scratches is now a jailable offence.