The rebranding of the Singapore Sports Hub to 'The Kallang' wasn't pretentious enough, so FairPrice is doing its part by killing the only store where commoners could actually afford a snack.

FairPrice Finest will replace the Xtra outlet to ensure that the air in the stadium is no longer polluted by the stench of middle-class discount hunting.

A spokesperson confirmed that the upcoming 'elevated experience' includes a mandatory bank statement check at the entrance before you're allowed to touch the organic avocados.

Management stated that the 'Xtra' brand was attracting too many people who actually care about the price of eggs, which really ruins the vibe of a world-class sporting precinct.

To ease the transition, the company is handing out $5 vouchers, which is exactly the amount the new store will charge you for the privilege of breathing the filtered air near the wine section.

Regular shoppers who enjoyed the 'Xtra' experience of buying bulk detergent are advised to fuck off to Geylang or somewhere else where being broke is still a protected characteristic.

The new 'Finest' outlet will cater exclusively to people who think 'The Kallang' is a personality trait and those who believe paying $25 for a block of cheese makes them a superior species.

One local resident expressed concern that he could no longer afford bread, but was quickly reminded by security that looking poor in a 'Finest' is a punishable offense under the new Kallang bylaws.

Construction on the 'elevated' store begins in 2026, giving the neighborhood peasants just enough time to learn how to pronounce 'Charcuterie' without sounding like a total fucking idiot.