The new Ferrari Luce is finally here, and it looks exactly like something you’d use to suck dust out of a carpet.

Designed by the same genius who gave us the iPhone, this electric monstrosity ensures you can look like a complete idiot while crawling through traffic.

The five-seater layout is perfect for transporting your entire ungrateful family to Paragon while the motor stays as silent as your father’s approval.

Wealthy locals are reportedly furious that the car doesn't make a deafening roar to wake up the peasants living in HDB blocks.

One Sentosa Cove resident complained the car resembles a giant rubber clog, making it the world’s most expensive footwear for people with too much cash.

Investors are panicking because the iconic prancing horse logo is now attached to a vehicle that looks like a high-tech bidet.

At least when the battery inevitably explodes, it will do so with sleek, minimalist Italian elegance.