The Malaysian Ministry of Domestic Trade has confirmed that a local fisherman caught on video filling a massive container of RON95 in his car boot was actually a law-abiding saint.

While Singaporean drivers are treated like war criminals for pumping three drops of the “prohibited” yellow-nozzled nectar, this uncle has been granted the divine right to transform his MPV into a tactical incendiary device.

Authorities clarified that with the right permit, you too can cruise around with a portable lake of subsidised fuel sloshing behind your headrest.

“Walao eh, his permit is license to blow up one whole street is it?” asked one confused bystander.

“Next time I just carry one smelly fish in my boot, then I tell police I am Grab-Fisherman lor!”