The Ministry of Education has announced that all unused SkillsFuture credits will now be automatically converted into 'National Disappointment Points.'

This initiative targets the 98% of Singaporeans who prefer doom-scrolling on TikTok over learning how to bake artisanal sourdough or 'Leverage AI for Maximum Synergistic Efficiency.'

"I save for what? Every time I look at the portal, I feel like I failing my ancestors," said local office drone, Tan Ah Kow.

"Last time I sign up for Flower Arrangement, but I so tired I just go there and sleep for three hour, then wake up and tell boss I now floral consultant lor."

Authorities warned that citizens with balances exceeding $1,000 will be forcefully enrolled in a 48-hour intensive 'Smiling in the Face of Impending Economic Collapse' seminar.

Minister Chan emphasized that knowledge is power, but a $500 credit for 'Excel Shortcuts' is just a digital participation trophy for the clinically depressed.