Minister in the Prime Minister’s Office Indranee Rajah announced that the new "Marriage and Parenthood Reset Workgroup" will move beyond cash incentives to mandatory bedroom inspections.

Recognising that Singaporeans prefer updating their LinkedIn profiles to actual human intimacy, the state will now deploy civil servants to physically shove couples together during peak ovulation windows.

The "reset" involves a National Foreplay Initiative where the TraceTogether app vibrates aggressively whenever two compatible singles enter a budget hotel.

To solve the demographic crisis, the Ministry of Manpower has officially classified unprotected sexual intercourse as a strategic national duty.

Indranee noted that mindset shifts are far more effective when a Cabinet Minister is standing at the foot of your bed with a clipboard.

Employers are now encouraged to replace pantry snacks with oysters and Viagra to ensure corporate retreats end in massive population growth.

The workgroup also proposed reducing the "maternity penalty" by making it a criminal offence for men to stop until a future taxpayer is successfully conceived.

“If you won't breed for the Baby Bonus, you will breed because I am staring at you,” Indranee said while testing her new government-issued night-vision goggles.

A full report on the nation's collective rhythm is expected by early 2027, featuring high-definition thermal footage of the top-performing reproductive households.