The Special Operations Command spent two hours outside a Jurong East flat on Friday, presumably calculating tactical entry points and wind speeds, only to be completely humiliated by an auntie with a spare key.

The trio of budget outlaws barricaded themselves inside after a robbery, with one visionary attempting to escape through a bathroom exhaust fan—a move that proves the West Side is truly the Florida of Singapore.

The high-stakes drama ended when the suspect’s parents came home and unlocked the gate, effectively grounding their criminal son.

To show he’s still a fucking siao lang, the 21-year-old began head-butting the police car window, finally finding a functional use for a brain that clearly wasn't being used for thinking.