Netflix has officially renewed the Harvey Weinstein Trial for a fourth season following yesterday’s "spectacular" cliffhanger mistrial in New York.

Producers at the Manhattan District Attorney’s office promised fans that the upcoming installment will feature even more graphic testimony and premium walker-props to ensure the lead remains sufficiently pathetic.

"The pacing was a bit slow, but we really nailed the 'hung jury' twist," said one legal executive while polishing his mahogany gavel.

Singaporeans, accustomed to the swift, efficient crack of a rattan cane, expressed confusion at the American obsession with multi-decade legal franchises.

"In Jurong, we don't have seasons, we just have sentencing," noted one local uncle while scrolling through his phone.

He claimed the disgraced producer has had more trials than a defective batch of Tiger Beer.

He further speculated that the legal fees alone could pay for a whole new airport terminal.

Authorities confirmed the next trial will feature a live-streamed red carpet for survivors and a limited-edition merchandise drop.