As NASA and China accelerate their lunar cock-measuring contest, kiasu Sinkies are already asking if the Moon qualifies as a "Prime" BTO location.

National Development Ministry officials were seen salivating at the prospect of 99-year leases on lunar craters, finally solving the island’s space constraints by deporting the poor to orbit.

Property agents have already started spamming WhatsApp groups, promising "unblocked views of Earth" for a mere 50 million CPF credits.

"I don’t care about the science, I just want to know if there’s a fucking McDonald’s and an ERP gantry up there," said one Jurong resident.

Experts suggest the Moon is the only place left where a 3-room flat isn't a total fucking rip-off.