The Great Wagyu Famine of 2026 has officially begun now that Misato is being evicted from The Centrepoint.

Frasers Property decided a decade of serving actually edible food was quite enough, opting to "rejuvenate" the space into something useless.

The boss confirmed the lease was pre-terminated, proving that a $66 Wagyu set cannot protect you from relentless mall developers.

"Wah lau, where I going find $20 Ebi Don? My Instagram feed going be empty like my stomach sia," wailed one regular.

Management hinted at a comeback via social media, because nothing says culinary excellence like a cryptic TikTok reel.

Singaporeans are advised to start seasoning their own tears for flavor.