A local Hougang man is reportedly undergoing a mental breakdown after discovering that his precious white BMW has been designated as the official communal dining table for the neighborhood’s stray rat population.

The victim, who identifies as a high-SES individual living in a low-SES postcode, claims he is the target of a sophisticated psychological warfare campaign involving high-velocity rice and fermented urine.

“I wake up at 3am thinking some CCB is stealing my rims, but no, it’s just a buffet of curry gravy and meat on my boot,” said the resident, who apparently thinks he is important enough to be assassinated by a plate of economic rice.

The resident believes the attacks are orchestrated by a rival driver who is currently winning the Olympic sport of "choping" a specific parking lot that is clearly cursed by the ghosts of unwashed Toyotas.

The progression of the attacks has escalated from simple water to human waste, and finally to the ultimate insult: HDB-tier leftovers smeared across German engineering.

The victim’s daughter reportedly woke him up to witness the carnage, proving that even at 3am, Sinkies have nothing better to do than stare at rotting food on a metal box.

“There were six to eight rats having a party on my spoiler,” the man lamented, clearly offended that the rodents didn't even offer to pay for the car wash.

The Singapore Police Force and the Town Council have been summoned to investigate this act of domestic terrorism, diverting critical resources away from actual crimes to look at photos of cai fan on a bumper.

Local rats have issued a statement saying the BMW provides a "superior mouthfeel" compared to the usual Audi buffet down the road.

At press time, the owner was seen guarding his car with a parang and a bottle of Febreze, waiting for the next delivery of free gravy.