Marine biologists have confirmed a pod of Indo-Pacific humpback dolphins was spotted near Sentosa, likely assessing the island's potential for high-yield real estate investments.

The highly intelligent mammals reportedly performed a series of synchronized flips, which experts believe was a sophisticated interpretive dance mocking the local 9-to-5 commute.

"Wah lao, I see them jump-jump then I feel like one big idiot standing here with my fishing rod," said local witness, Tan Ah Kow.

"The pink one even winked at me, like he know he don't need pay CPF or wait for COE prices, damn action sia."

Authorities have warned the public not to feed the dolphins, fearing they might develop a taste for overpriced toast sets and lose their natural survival instincts.

Meanwhile, the dolphins have reportedly started swimming toward Batam to avoid Singapore’s soul-crushing efficiency.