CJ Logistics Asia has successfully streamlined its operations by telling 33 Singaporean IT staff to pack their shit and fuck off.

In a heartwarming display of corporate sadism, the redundant workers are currently teaching a team in Vietnam exactly how to do their jobs for the price of a McSpicy meal.

“We told them we’re migrating to the Cloud, but the Cloud is actually just a bunch of guys in Ho Chi Minh City who don't complain about OT,” laughed one executive.

After intense negotiations, the staff secured a massive two weeks of salary per year of service.

This generous payout ensures every retrenched worker can afford at least three months of premium Cai Fan with fish.