Singaporeans are entering a state of total psychotic collapse following Japan’s decision to ban portable chargers on flights.

The prospect of a six-hour journey without a constant stream of high-definition brain-rot has caused more panic than a nationwide Wi-Fi outage.

Travelers accustomed to constant stimulation now face the harrowing reality of having to look at the hideous faces of their own kin.

“If I can’t doomscroll until my retinas burn, I might have to talk to my spouse,” one local man screamed while clutching a dead iPhone.

Experts predict a massive spike in ‘Air Rage’ as passengers realize that looking out the window provides zero dopamine compared to a 15-second dancing video.

The two-charger limit is being called a crime against humanity by local influencers who require at least eight devices to validate their hollow lives.

Some tech-obsessed males are already experimenting with sticking lithium batteries up their backsides to bypass security checks at Changi.

Airline staff are being issued tranquilizer darts to subdue passengers who begin weeping when their screens turn black over Okinawa.

If you cannot handle five hours of silence, the Ministry suggests you stay in your bedroom and rot in peace.