
Korean Star Visits Singapore; Sinkies Enter Collective Hysterical Coma
The South Korean actor, famous for surviving monsters, recently encountered a more terrifying entity: humid Singaporeans with high-definition smartphones.
The starβs visit to a Tanjong Pagar wall mural triggered a national emergency as thousands of Sinkies attempted to inhale the leftover molecules of his expensive cologne from the concrete.
Despite doing nothing more than walking through Orchard Road like a normal human, the idol was treated with the hysterical fervour usually reserved for a 99-year leasehold property discount.
βSiao liao, he look at the tree then the tree also become handsome,β sobbed one local fan.
βI stand where he stand just now, I feel my CPF also increasing!β
Authorities are currently protecting the starβs footprints from being licked clean by the public.
This satire is based on a real news story.
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