Jurong West landlord has defended his revolutionary "Co-Sleeping" package after a tenant found a topless massage parlour worker fermenting in his rental bed.

The tenant, who pays $1,050 monthly to live in a Jurong god-forsaken wasteland, was greeted by a pair of unauthorized saggy nen-nens instead of his bolster.

The landlord insisted his actions were "sincere" because he graciously allowed his domestic helper’s friend to use the room as a post-shift lubricant testing facility.

"She missed the last bus, so I gave her his bed for the night," the landlord explained while counting the tenant's forfeited $2,100 deposit.

"I even washed the sheets to get the smell of cheap essential oils out, so why is this CB still complaining?"