As Bukayo Saka tapped in the winner, thousands of middle-aged Singaporean men in tight jerseys experienced their first erection since the 2011 General Election.

The victory means Arsenal will finally play a final, a concept so foreign to local fans that many are currently searching if they can pay for Budapest flights with CDC vouchers.

In coffeeshops from Jurong to Pasir Ris, insufferable "Gunners" are already planning how to make their Manchester United-supporting colleagues' lives a living hell during the morning meeting.

Unlicensed bookies are reportedly fleeing to Batam after uncles who haven't smiled in decades started placing bets using their wife’s funeral fund.

"This is better than any Toto win," screamed one fan, who promptly suffered a minor stroke after realizing he still has to work for an SME boss tomorrow.

The victory proves that even professional chokers can succeed, giving a reason not to jump off a HDB rooftop to every mediocre desk-bound drone in the CBD.