The Singapore Tourism Board has officially designated Mustafa Centre as an "Extreme Safari Zone" for locals who find standard relaxation too stimulating.

Instead of the Serengeti, intrepid "lepak" enthusiasts can now hunt for a single ten-cent screw amidst 14,000 varieties of basmati rice.

“I just come here to relax one, but now I don't know where the exit is and I think I've been here three days,” said local explorer, Lim Kopi.

“I saw a wild aunty fight a mannequin for a discount pressure cooker, damn scary sia, really National Geographic vibe.”

Explorers are encouraged to leave breadcrumbs, though the local vermin usually consume them before anyone reaches the gold section.

This ultimate downtime offers the unique thrill of sweating in air-conditioning while being ram-raided by a rogue trolley.

“Last time I lepak at park, but here got more excitement because I might actually die behind the electronics,” Lim added.