A 26-year-old visionary was arrested in Bukit Merah after courageously proving that a driving license is nothing more than a fascist suggestion.

The man decided that the government’s requirement for "legal permission" to operate a heavy metal death machine was personally offensive to his lifestyle.

Witnesses say the man smashed his car into a van with the raw confidence of someone who thinks traffic laws are merely optional DLC.

"He was driving like he had a cheat code enabled," said one resident who watched the car’s bumper fall off like his father’s respect for him.

"He looked genuinely surprised that the police didn't accept his 'trust me bro' as a valid form of identification."

The Singapore Police Force confirmed the arrest, noting that being 26 is far too old to be playing Grand Theft Auto in a residential neighborhood.

Legal experts suggest his defense will likely involve claiming he was "identifying as a licensed driver" at the time of the impact.

Authorities reminded the public that while dreams are free, hitting a van without a plastic card results in a mandatory stay at Changi’s premier gated community.