The Ministry of Education has officially classified a local student’s violent public meltdown as a “successful practical application” of the national stress-testing curriculum.

Sixteen-year-old Joshua Lim reportedly began foaming at the mouth during an Additional Mathematics mock paper before attempting to climb the school’s lightning conductor.

“He crash out so loud, the whole canteen can hear him screaming about logarithm,” noted witness and fellow mugger, Cheryl Teo.

“I thought he finally siao liao, but then I see his pen still moving, so I just continue my calculus lor.”

Education officials have praised the outburst for not interfering with the school’s overall GPA or the afternoon’s mandatory violin lessons.

“Wah, this boy really no standard,” remarked his mother, who was busy highlighting his funeral arrangements in neon yellow.

“If you want to go crazy, at least wait until you get the scholarship first, then you can talk.”

The government has since reminded students that all future nervous breakdowns must be pre-approved via the LifeSG app.