Lim Oon Kuin, the legendary fossil behind the Hin Leong shitshow, finally traded his fluffy Gleneagles pillow for a concrete Changi slab after his "I’m dying, let me stay here" card was declined.

The 82-year-old tycoon claimed he had "breathing difficulties," which is a well-known medical symptom for "I don't want to go to jail, please help."

Despite his lawyers begging for mercy like a Grab driver trying to avoid a fine, the judge told him to suck it up.

Lim will now spend 13.5 years realizing that while he could fake accounts for $150 million, he couldn't fake a heart attack well enough to beat the system.

Changi’s medical ward offers a stunning view of nothing.

Enjoy your stay, uncle.