Self-proclaimed gourmet Cheryl Neo has officially banned "low-SES food" from her digestive tract, insisting every calorie she consumes must possess a valid Japanese passport.

The marketing executive recently spent her entire monthly salary on a single piece of Otoro that was reportedly serenaded by a J-Pop idol before being sacrificed.

"You think I am what, cheapskate ah? If the fish never fly Business Class from Toyosu, I rather starve to death," she screamed at a waitress.

Cheryl now refuses to urinate unless the bathroom features a heated seat and a bidet that plays anime theme songs.

Doctors warn that her blood is currently 80% mercury and 20% pure arrogance.

"Liddat also must ask? Local fish is for people with no taste, basic gila," she remarked while snorting powdered wasabi.

She was last seen attempting to trade her HDB flat for a puny box of Hokkaido sea urchin.