Following a four-year military hiatus that forced fans to briefly acknowledge their boring families, BTS has returned to dominate the fragile psyches of Singaporean women.

The album 'Arirang' has successfully turned the Spotify Global Top 50 into a personal diary for seven Korean men who are blissfully unaware these fans exist.

"Wah lau, my boyfriend cannot even sing properly, but V makes my heart pain just by breathing," said 28-year-old fan Jolene Lim while ignoring an urgent work email.

"I haven't showered in three days because I need to keep the stream count up for the boys."

"If they don't hit number one, I will literally go mental, okay?"

Experts confirm that BTS remains the leading cause of chronic dissatisfaction in local marriages.