Singapore is reeling.A tiny, yellow budgie named Sweetie has vanished from Bedok Reservoir Road, plunging the nation into existential dread.For $150, one might expect to recover a lost wallet or perhaps a particularly valuable tissue packet.But for a mere budgie?Clearly, the bird's intrinsic value, much like beachfront property, has skyrocketed."The poor thing," lamented one anonymous Stomper, "it probably flew into a landed property and now thinks it's better than us HDB dwellers."Authorities are reportedly considering a nationwide lockdown to facilitate the search, citing concerns the budgie might be a foreign talent attempting to undercut local bird wages.Her devastated partner, now a bachelor, is reportedly considering applying for a BTO flat alone, a truly tragic outcome.The $150 reward, though generous, barely covers the CPF contribution for a single wing flap.