The Land Transport Authority has officially rebranded the 4 PM taxi shift change as a mandatory "National Cardio Hour" for stranded citizens.

The glowing red "Changing Shift" sign now serves as a divine signal for commuters to begin their 10km trek home in 95% humidity.

"Eh, I stand here thirty minutes, three taxi zoom past like F1 car, sibeh win liao," remarked commuter Tan Ah Teck while melting into the pavement.

Authorities confirmed that watching empty Toyotas ignore desperate orphans builds the "rugged resilience" required to survive in a first-world city.

"Uncle say he must go Jurong East specifically to hand over car, I stay Jurong also he don't want take," another victim sobbed.

Drivers caught accidentally providing service during this sacred window will be sentenced to forever drive a manual COE bus.