The Land Transport Authority has unveiled its latest "Sustainable Sauna" bus stop series, meticulously engineered to ensure no citizen stays dry for more than three seconds.

Architects confirmed the glass roofs are angled to concentrate tropical sunlight directly onto the foreheads of waiting residents.

The design features revolutionary "Anti-Human" benches, sloped to ensure any attempt at sitting results in an immediate slide into the gutter.

"Wah lau, this one not bus stop, this one is air-fryer sia," remarked commuter Tan Ah Kow, while wiping sweat from his eyeballs.

"I sit down only, my backside already kena grilling like satay, but at least got 5G leh!"

Officials claim the lack of shade promotes a "resilient spirit" while turning the average Singaporean into a well-marinated char siew.