A Fernvale resident recently discovered a bloodied turtle carcass at a void deck, proving that even the most thick-skinned creatures eventually crack under Sengkang’s depressing vibes.

Stomper Daph demonstrated peak Singaporean morality by meticulously photographing the mangled reptile for internet points before immediately fuck-offing for lunch.

By the time the Town Council arrived to perform their usual routine of looking confused, the carcass had mysteriously vanished.

Local experts suspect a nearby resident simply mistook the animal for a Shopee parcel that had successfully self-delivered.

"Free protein is free protein," remarked one uncle seen carrying a suspiciously heavy bucket of boiling water and ginger.

Authorities suspect the turtle simply saw its BTO wait time and chose the 14th-floor express exit.