In a bold move to combat Singapore’s rising cost of living, a domestic helper at Lucky Plaza has successfully pivoted into the “toddler-to-stranger” gig economy.

The entrepreneurial nanny was spotted facilitating $5 cheek-pecks between her ward and random uncles, proving that childhood innocence is a highly liquid asset.

When a vigilante property agent attempted to shut down the startup, the business-minded helper reportedly tried to upsell a $50 premium package.

“You wait what? Business only mah, don’t so kaypoh lah!” the helper allegedly barked, while a tattooed bodyguard ensured the transaction remained tax-free.

The stranger involved defended his purchase, claiming it was better value-for-money than a Grab ride.

Police are now investigating whether the $5 rate complies with fair market trade regulations for non-consensual toddler affection.