The Ministry of Sustainability has announced that MacRitchie Reservoir’s bridge will be replaced with a 250-metre-long beanbag to facilitate maximum “lepak” efficiency.

Officials grew concerned after reports surfaced of citizens using the nature reserve for "exercise," a radical activity that threatens the nation’s commitment to remaining sedentary.

Any individual seen wearing a FitBit or exhibiting a heart rate above 60 beats per minute will be tranquilised by park rangers and deported to Sentosa.

"Wah lau, last time those marathon runners always shouting 'on your left', now I can just lie down and smoke," said local resident, Lim Kopi.

The bridge’s one-way system has been updated to ensure hikers spend at least forty minutes staring blankly at a macaque’s genitals.

"Actually hor, I just come here to take one photo then go home sleep, why must make it so difficult?" complained social media influencer, Kaylee Tan.

Nature lovers are encouraged to bring their own portable air-conditioners to ensure the forest remains as artificial as their personalities.