Singapore has successfully launched a new cross-border talent initiative aimed at importing Malaysia’s most ambitious entry-level criminals.

The scheme has already yielded five arrests in ten days, proving that Malaysian youths are far more interested in Singapore’s judicial caning sessions than actual career prospects.

One 22-year-old entrepreneur was caught collecting jewellery from an elderly woman after convincing her he was a government official with a secret passcode and a very professional WhatsApp profile picture.

"Aiyoh, nowadays these fellows come from JB not for shopping, but for free holiday in Changi jail," remarked one local bystander.

"Last time they take our jobs, now they take our auntie's gold necklace, damn efficient one leh!"

Authorities confirmed that fake investment apps remain the most popular way for Sinkies to willingly set their life savings on fire.