Local Singaporean Tan Ah Teck has successfully colonised the upper-deck front seat of the 147 bus, granting him absolute dominion over the PIE.

With his face pressed against the glass, Tan spent forty minutes pretending to steer the vehicle away from impending doom.

"Wah lau, I tell you ah, I see the whole world from here, I am the Captain now!" Tan screamed while ignoring an elderly woman.

Transit officials confirmed that the 'pilot seat' grants commuters a 200 IQ and the right to judge everyone’s bad driving.

"Usually I am just a loser in office, but up here? I am the master of the universe, can see everything leh!" he added.

Authorities warn that the seat’s power is addictive and causes weeping upon reaching Clementi.